Admittedly, my passion lies with solely GH right now, so in keeping with
the EOS motto of “If it’s not fun, it doesn’t get done,” my writing will
likely be GHcentric as well. It’s a shame,
truly, because both OLTL and AMC have taken turns holding a golden place
in my heart. Now, it’s a challenge just to watch them and I do so
purely out of historical affection; definitely not because anything that
is happening catches my interest. I’ve wrestled with this for a while,
but the fact is that I just don’t really have anything to say about the
other two that is worth reading. For that matter, I might not have
anything interesting to say about GH that is worth reading, but at least
I can have some fun writing it.
Watching the show come off of sweeps is like afterglow. It was good
while it lasted, but now I’m tired and I want some cornflakes and to go
to sleep. It’s still interesting in that “fulfillment of the story”
way, but now it has gone from barreling along at 90mph to something a
bit more pedestrian.
The
acting in particular has taken the value of the show through the roof. The actors really gave it
their all this time and I’m re-impressed with all of them. Even
Maxie won my heart for a few minutes in the
safe. She was vulnerable at all the right times, penitent at all the
right times, cute and flirty at all the right times and even a little
bit smart at all of the right times.
I am
pleased that Georgie and Dillon broke up.
It was a mature and reasonable decision that they reached together and
one that was way overdue. Dillon’s future is fairly obvious since he’s
one of LuLu’s Three Wise Men, but I wonder
what is in store for Georgie?
Will Professor Pete finally get a story and come into focus with a
strong romance? As nearly as I can tell, that’s about her only
pickin’s unless she decides to May-December
it with Noah Drake (Katrina disappears for a moment, lost in a private
thought).
How
many columnists can preach at length about their obsession/affection for
the unlikely supercouple of Tracy and
Luke? Add another one to the pile. There is absolutely no scene that the
two of them share that doesn’t leave me with even more appreciation for
this dynamic team than I had before. Whoda thunk it? As I look at the other couples in
daytime, I’m not even sure that any of them love one another as much as
do Luke and Tracy.
Jane
Elliot turned in her usual powerhouse performance in the scenes
surrounding Alan’s death. As soon as Scott Clifton started to
screw up his little face into the pretty cry when Tracy told Dillon she loved
him, I was gone. The tears were just flowing. It was a given that
Jason was going to make me cry, but this one was a real kicker.
Seeing
Tracy take so seriously her surprising role of (let’s face
it) LuLu’s custodial parent has been an
amazing experience. She has progressed at a very believable pace from
reluctant and downright hostile stepmother to lioness protecting her
beloved stepcub. With a chronically
absentee father and a (theoretically) absentee mother,
LuLu might find her stepmother lacking in
warm fuzzies, but I really don’t think she
could do any better in terms of dedication. Around the time of the
abortion, something clicked in Tracy that allowed her to pull
LuLu into the fold and whether she realizes
it or not, that was probably the best thing that could have happened.
Today
made me smile for several reasons. Sam was hilarious as Jason was
explaining his grief and guilt to her. Her reaction
and advice? “Yeah, well, get over it.” Identifying that it was
what she had to do when she lost Danny and her baby girl does really
make the attitude of, “Well move ON, already!” work, especially about 2
minutes after he’s died. Her explanation to Alexis a couple of scenes
later definitely demonstrated that not only does she not know
Jason, she doesn’t know much about people in
general. She was working from the perspective of “he doesn’t remember
Alan and therefore, shouldn’t really be grieving him” which was a fairly
cold and insensitive approach. Of course, the other side of that is,
“Since I LOVED my baby any my brother and got over it, what
the frig is your problem??
Since Jason isn't supposed to have emotion and we
all know he does, that says that there is a lot more going on in that
gorgeous skull that the doctors know. Without Tony Jones around to
sort out the puzzle pieces, it might not be addressed, but could Alan's
death be a trigger for memories to return? Sam is really
downplaying what Jason is feeling and if the Quartermaine muffin that's
baking in Elizabeth's cup isn't the deal breaker, I'm thinking this
might just be.
Carly surprised
me today. Of course, she should be hitting herself in the head with a
baseball bat for opening the door babbling about Sonny and sex, but
Carly has been making a lot of sense lately
and explaining to Jax that she slept with
Sonny because she was post-traumatic-stressed and because he stayed away
too long without calling was a bit lame. Was she never informed that
Sonny has a long and successful history of
coldcocking Jax the Cuckolded when it
comes to TheLovesOfTheirLives? He must have
slept with, kissed and felt up Brenda 100 times while she was still with
Jax. For that matter, I think that he was
kissing, feeling up and sleeping with Brenda
more when she was with
Jax than when they were actually a couple!
For THAT matter, I’m thinking that as soon as Brenda became involved
with Jax, Sonny didn’t want Brenda because
she was The Most Beautiful Girl in Port Charles, not because she was
crazy and Lord knows our Sonny loves’em
crazy, not because she’s bubbly and passionate, not because her pretty
little girlthongs rode up her
buttcrack and flew bidden or unbidden out of
her precious little low-riding jeans. No, I think he wanted her
because Jax wanted her.
Jax is the antithesis
of Sonny. It’s not just that Sonny is short and wiry and swarthy while
Jax is tall and stacked and blonde and
basically the wet dream of the entire Aryan Nation.
Jax is legal. He’s organized corporate
crime, but what he does is perfectly, 100% legal
and admired. Sonny grew up
on the streets in poverty while Jax was
raised in a life of privilege. Then there is the unavoidable fact that
Jax just can’t seem to
stay away from Sonny’s sloppy seconds. Even in friends,
Jax inadvertently but immediately went after Lois Ashton, Sonny’s pal since childhood. The competition
between these two guys was already at a boiling point long before Sonny
and Carly said their first set of “I do’s.”
Now
that Jax has returned from trying to save
Jerry from the Russian Mafia, you can bet that he’s going to want to be
with Carly. The gloves will be off and the
street fighting will begin. Why? Because what’s the fun in just
walking away and letting Sonny have her? Oh no. This game has just
begun (renewed).
I do
feel for Rick Hearst because the best he can be telling himself right
now is, ‘Hey, I came back from chaining a pregnant woman
to a wall and drugging my
own wife!” He is painted as a man wicked and self-centered enough to
rob a mother and baby daughter of what literally might be their last
weeks together. Let’s face it, whether she ultimately licks it or not
(and I have wondered if, contract or not, the powers that be are using
the cancer as a way to control Nancy Lee Grahn),
at this point the known state is that Alexis ain’t
doin’ so great. He attacks her for availing
herself of absolutely the only relief available to her and doing so in a
responsible way. He must know that taking Molly will be devastating to
Kristina, who is just coming back from suffering a tremendous mental
trauma, proving that he has no interest in his stepdaughter’s well
being. I keep trying to imagine that Ric
believes he’s doing the right thing for Molly, but I can’t escape the
idea that Ric wants what
Ric wants and coming out of this divorce
with no Sam to bang, no Alexis as a friend and no trophy daughter is
definitely not what
Ric wants. He doesn’t want his daughter,
he wants to win. That being
the case, I really don’t see Ric coming back
from this one and I think a whodunit murder is on its way. Did he not
hear about Alexis on the balcony with the steak knife? If the wigs
she's wearing to hide her hair loss from chemo start to take on a red
tint, he might want to get real nice real quick. I definitely
laughed when Alexis started shrieking at Ric
to “get out” when Ric was leaving. Yelling,
“GET OUT!!” to someone after they’re out the door doesn’t elevate your
badass quotient.
With
Jax now engaged to a married woman, I have
to wonder if he will marry Alexis again (hence the walk down memory lane
today) to give the illusion of a more stable home.
Admittedly, Ric had some good points about
why Alexis isn’t a particularly distinguished hallmark of motherhood
right now. If a judge who is hearing the custody fight gets a sound
account of Ric’s prior history, in the real
world, he’d be kicked to the curb. Well, in the real world, he’d
hopefully still be in prison. Kidnapping isn't taken
lightly.
Spinelli, my sweet,
fine, young man! I am amongst the throngs of
Spinheads who were irritate as hell by him at first, but now can’t
wait for his scenes. Whether he’s cracking “Stone Cold’s” rocky
demeanor or ruffling “The Godfather’s” feathers or worshipping at the
altar of “The Blonde One,” that boy just wins my heart. My hope is that
his shtick doesn’t go cold and his value lose
momentum with the powers that be. I think he is a wonderful addition to
the cast and I look forward to the prospect of meeting him at the next
GH Fan Club Weekend (Debbbiiieeee…are you
listening?).
What
makes me the most excited about the GH that is now is that for the first
time in a long time, I can’t wait
for the next episode! I even watch the episodes in repeat on
SoapNet sometimes.