January 26, 2007
General Hospital - The Cutting Room Floor
With this unique approach GH is taking to the cataclysmic, Metro Court blowing sweeps shows, it was inevitable that some scenes would end up being edited. That being the case, I thought I'd use my special, high powered, backstage kryptonite (hahaha, who knew 'kryptonite' would be in spell check...? I LOVE America!!), almighty, monster slaying, budget balancing, glowing Press Pass of Power to scoop up and repair the clipped out scenes for our own amusement and ridicule. These are from today's episode.
Lucky to Elizabeth (as Nikolas, Emily and Spencer walk away to with the pediatrician for the baby's post-kidnapping check up): "I can't imagine anything worse than having your pillow - er - I mean your child kept from you." [Holds Maxie's fake baby pillow up close to his face and whimpers, then strokes it and coos reassuringly to it.]
Robin: "Well, Kelly, that's because you're a slutty nasty whore."
Detective Rodriguez: "Did someone say 'slutty, nasty, whore?'"
Sonny: "I live here, did you forget?"
Carly: "This is the Metro Court, you asshole, you don't live here."
Sonny: "Um... I said I work here."
Carly: "You said you LIVE here and you don't, now stop following me."
Sonny: "I work here."
Carly: "No you DON'T, stalker freak."
Sonny: "You're so hot when you're pissed."
Mac: "Don't use the word 'prick' when you are talking about my niece. Besides, I thought your cut yourself with a scalpel, not a needle."
Patrick: "Yeah, well, I thought you had an Australian accent."
Mac: "Meh, whatcha gonna do?"
Dayplayer GYN Doc: "Well, it does take longer when you're not having sex with Sonny Corinthos and when you know who the father would be. You would have had a much better chance of getting pregnant if you were still sleeping with your stepdaddy."
At least that's how it SHOULD have been.