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Monday, June 5
John and Hugh learn that the bodies identified as Margaret and her child are corpses from a morgue in Kentucky; That is some really fast action on Spencer's part. I wonder if he ordered them up in advance to keep in cold storage until he could make his move. I wonder how he just happened to find someone dead enough who resembled Margaret sufficiently that John would not question the identity. I wonder who would win in a fight between Spencer Truman and Spiderman... Spencer tells Paige he will destroy Bo if she tells what she knows; Yeah, yeah, Spencer Truman: Destroyer of Worlds. Dorian refuses to help David break out of jail; Somehow, I think if Dorian were to bake a cake with a file in it, it would be a medical file. Michael is troubled. Troubled, perhaps, to think that maybe Tommy is Margaret's missing baby?
Nash tells Tess the truth about Reston's threats; That should be enough incentive to get Jessica on the move to taking over.
Especially since it was actually Tess who almost burned
down Jamie a while back.
The only way to do that would be to knock her out and I'm
all for it.
Does he ease Dorian's worries too?
Wednesday, June 7
*poke* "Do you remember?" *poke* "Do
you remember?" *poke*
Margaret agrees to submit to medical tests;
Being poked with needles has to be better than being
poked by Bo.
Blair wants forgiveness;
Yeah, well, Blair wants, Blair wants, Blair friggin
wants...
David
tries to blackmail Spencer;
David, know when your pimp hand is NOT strong, boy.
Jessica holds her daughter and is reunited with
Antonio, Viki and Clint;
And... Sage instantly loses all interest.
Nash urges Claudia to help him.
Good luck on that, Nash. Pfft.
Thursday, June 8
Jessica has a breakthrough when Tess does not
re-emerge;
So does that mean Tess had a breakthrough for all those
months when Jessica did not emerge? Sounds to me like Tess did all the
work there.
Antonio tells Jessica he will always be there for her;
Where? So I can stay away from where ever "there"
is.
Nash tells
Clint he will not walk away from his family;
Good!
Cristian learns that Vincent
bought his contract.
You gotta hate it when people can buy and sell you on a
whim.
Friday, June 9
Why should she let something as dumb as the truth stop
her now?
Bo tries to dissuade Blair from
her potentially dangerous plan;
Continuing to bang Spencer?
Bo and Hugh set a trap for Spencer;
Knowing these two, it probably involves a box propped up
with a stick on a string and Bo and Hugh scrunched up around the corner
saying, "C'monnnn, c'monnn."
Spencer
comes face to face with Margaret;
It might help if they include the bloody baseball bat.
Cristian clashes with Vincent;
It's a good thing Evangeline can't see which one is
hottest.
Kevin is
drinking again.
Shouldn't that read "still?" Did he ever stop?
General Hospital Monday, June 5 Why in the world would it bother her that he's ripping up astro turf with a pick axe? When this follows right on the heels of "took out a hit on my brother," wouldn't "disturbing be particularly relative? Alexis confronts Sonny about his death threat; Confronting people who threaten your life, then lie about it (especially those who are known for making people disappear without a trace) is NOT a sign of bright behavior. Elizabeth urges Jason to let Sam back into his life; So they will be just shut up and leave her alone. Lulu takes the money from Diego; I am praying that it's without Diego's knowledge or consent. Robin defends Mac from criticism.
Because we all know Robin holds the
license on who does and does not deserve
criticism.
Tuesday, June 6
For Sonny?
Ric tells Alexis he wants to become Sonny's right-hand man;
Ew. That just sounds... ew.
Manny spies on
Sam;
Speaking of Sam, did anyone else find
the look that ol' Ric was throwing Sam
from the couch, while she was flaunting
her transparent nightgown, to be a little
disturbing? (More so than whether or
not Sonny does moonlight gardening?)
Jax and Carly have a change of heart about telling Nikolas the truth;
They have hearts? Musta missed
it.
Nikolas rejects Helena's plan for him to get an heir.
Maybe she can take one from Nathan
Arizona and his wife. They got
more'n they kin handle.
Wednesday, June 7
Oh, that's... I'm trying to find a better adjective than "illegal," but
none is turning up.
Sonny confronts Emily when he
figures out what she is up to;
To the moon, Alice!
Nikolas snips a lock of John's hair for a DNA
test;
HAHAHAHA! Helena said "heir," Nikolas, not "hair." Dumbass.
Lulu plans to blackmail Luke.
She is definitely a devious little imp, she is.
Thursday, June 8
Let's hope that when he gets treated, he realizes that he needs a long,
long cruise to recover... on V and Simon Prentiss Cruiselines... with
Emily...
Sam
pretends to be in danger to get Jason to come to her rescue;
What? She sleeps with Sonny again?
Carly wants to
make sure Jax remains John's father;
That's hard to do when he's never been John's father.
Elizabeth asks Jason for a favor.
"Can I have the jacket since you don't wear it now?"
Friday, June 9
Because Robin knows absolutely flippin everything.
Jason knows that Sam is trying to manipulate him;
He didn't get to be mob leader by being dumb, despite the public consensus.
Sam is not as safe as
she thinks;
And crying wolf does not work out well in Port Charles.
Sonny makes another slip in front of Emily;
And we all know she hates when he's sewing up lingerie.
Lucky asks Maxie for
more pills.
At least someone found a purpose for her. Why oh why is it that Robyn
Richards is evidently the only actress capable of making Maxie look anything
but stupid?
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and
drunk ass Paige was operating on a cadaver from the medical college (or from
Kentucky - the drive through corpse take out capital of the world).
Wouldn't that just be a kick in the pants?
