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June 21, 2007 AMC Greenlee’s dropping the custody suit, so she gets to hold Spike. What next? You know there’s going to be more trauma drama. Right away, in fact. “I can’t do this.” Make up your frickin’ mind already, Greenlee! Speaking of Spike, I know he’s played by a set of female twins, but if their mother won’t cut their hair, put a wig on the kid or get a set of boys to play Spike. Girly hair does not suit a kid named Spike. Ryan’s sudden thaw towards Greenlee is pissing off several people, most importantly, Annie, who is on the verge of canceling their honeymoon. Ryan had to muster all the charm and guile that made him a good con man to try to win Annie over to the “Let’s include Greenlee in our lives” coalition, and it didn’t work. She did, however, decided to go on that honeymoon. Not a total idiot. What does Lily expect Jonathan to do with her wedding dress, wear it? If Hoolia’s heading out to California to stay with family (and perhaps have a baby in secret?), who will run Weirdwind and its wacky young bunch of tenants? Who will play den mother? Amanda? As (rather easily) predicted, JR told Amanda that their kidnappers were his employees. Her reaction? It still took a moment before she realized that meant he set the whole thing up (he had to flat-out admit it before the cogs in her brain meshed), then whammo! Clocked him in the jaw! Now she wants a piece of the action. Just when you thought she’d reformed, out come those Marlowe genes. Guess what? It’s quite a turn-on for JR. Greed…now that’s hot! KWAK saw Adam’s twitchy behavior and immediately assumed something was up. Carey women have an innate talent for knowing that about men. Rut-ro. Lily bumped into Ava’s drug dealing friend, who mistook her for Ava and demanded money. Surprisingly, Ava admitted that she knew they guy once she heard he’d accosted her sister. Not surprisingly, she didn’t cop to buying drugs and setting up Sean. No mater, she’s lost her residency status at Montgomery House. Let’s see how long it will take her to turn the boathouse into a crack den/whorehouse! Zach’s going to see to it that the Chandlers lose everything. Maybe KWAK will take pity on her ex, give him an old family recipe, and they can start a fast food dynasty (sound familiar, Palmer and Opal fans?). I can see it now: KWAK’s Ketchup Souperville! Adam would make a fine Soup Nazi. It was very excellent indeed that Zach turned the tables on the Chandlers. Revenge, even served cold, is mighty tasty. SIMONE! A quick return by Terri “Simone” Ivens, definitely appreciated. Considering her dubious start in Pine Valley, Simone’s become almost saint-like. Not that there’s anything wrong with that – look at the checkered pasts of many daytime heroes/heroines! GH Time for the Father’s Day barbecue over at Sonny’s! Will Sonny and Jax have a grill-off? Will Michael and Morgan actually eat ostrich, wallaby and kangaroo steaks from the Barbie? Has Sonny perfected a way to do spaghetti on the grill? Baby Jake is missing, and Elizabeth is losing it. She kept calling his name. Did she expect her month-old infant to respond? Aww. The boys gave Jax a cooler Father’s Day present than they gave Sonny, and he’s looking pretty jealous. Jax better eat his grilled spaghetti very carefully! The day just got better when Kate brought her publisher, Warren, to the Corinthos barbecue. Carly spied an opportunity to embarrass Kate and seized the day, telling Warren how much Kate seems to hate children. She also had some comments about the content of Couture, which didn’t please Kate, but intrigued Warren. Then Jax spoiled all her fun by commenting that Kate Howard IS Couture magazine. No goodies for you tonight, Candy Boy! Dr. Winters thinks Elizabeth might be suffering from post partum depression and could be the reason why Jake is missing. If Sonny hears this theory, will he order a hit on Elizabeth? Of course, there’s the ever-popular theory espoused by Amelia and Elizabeth that someone knows that Jake is Jason’s son and kidnapped him for revenge. All eyes on Sam? Didn’t Lucky seem to glom onto the post partum depression theory sorta fast? The coolest scenario of all? Yes, someone did find out about Jake’s true father and stole him from Elizabeth. That someone? Faith Roscoe! Hmm. Logan’s father got his mother pregnant, then bailed? Sound like anyone we know? Loved it when Spinelli defended the honor of his “little laptop” to Logan! For a guy who IRL is not a computer geek, he was spitting out technical jargon like a pro. (Yes, it’s called acting!) Wasn’t it great to see Sam and Carly duke it out at the bar? Could they be the next catfight champions?
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