Carolyn’s AMC Spoiler Commentary
By Carolyn Aspenson
Kate Brown is not feeling well this week, so Carolyn has graciously offered to step in and provide the AMC spoiler commentary this week.
Kendall is angry after overhearing that Bianca and Reese have decided to stay in Pine Valley after the wedding after all.
Kendall has a right to be angry. While most people think having a child is wonderful (unless it’s a girl because she eventually becomes a teenager, yuck!), it’s not even close to wise to have that child with your brother in-law, regardless of how the baby is actually conceived.
She gets into her car to speed away, but Zach gets in with her at the last minute.
How lucky for her. Now he can take the blame for killing her best friend. What a guy.
As Zach and Kendall fight, she loses control of the car and plows into Greenlee, who has roared away from the wedding on her motorcycle.
So it’s winter in NY, Greenlee’s wearing a wedding dress and driving a motorcycle. Not the brightest bulb on the tree. If it were Sabine Singh playing Greens, she’d have taken a car.
Bianca and Reese continue with their wedding.
Why bother? I mean, really. It’s not like things are going well for these two lately anyway. And we all know their future.
Annie is excited that Aidan is still supporting her and promises to get better for Emma.
Do I see a coupling happening? Anything to give Aidan a story. And honestly, I still sort of like Annie.
Ryan gives Kendall some really heavy news.
Does he have to pull it in on a cart or can he carry it in his big strong hands?
Greenlee barely clings to life.
ABC’s way of allowing her to come back if she wants. I say bring Sabine back.
Annie has a break though.
Like maybe she finally realizes Ryan is a loser? I broke through with that thought years ago.
Ryan is devastated to find Greenlee’s bloody wedding dress (oh how soapy) by the riverside.
So now she’s clinging to life nekked? Ew.
Zach tells Kendall that he did kiss Reese.
But he didn’t enjoy it, so it doesn’t count. Right?
Greenlee is presumed dead.
Nekked dead is more like it.
Bianca orders Reese to stay away from her.
Orders? My oh my. She’s turning out to be just like her mother and sister. So much for sweet Binks.
David exerts his control over Amanda.
David should come to GA and exert some control over me. I’m just making a suggestion here. Location shoot!
Annie is able to turn the tables on Dr. Sinclair.
How many tables? She’s going to have to work fast if there are more than one. Tables aren’t easy to turn, especially the square ones.
Reese is shocked when Bianca takes the girls and moves into Erica’s suite.
Why? If she already ordered her to stay away from her, did she expect something else, like maybe they could have adjoining suites at the casino? Um, no. Not one of Erica’s kids dear.
Ryan blames Zach for Greenlee’s death and threatens to destroy him.
And this is where Kendall ought to step up to the plate and do the right thing but we’re talking about Kendall so really, don’t expect anything.
Annie pushes Dr. Sinclair’s buttons a little too well.
She’s good. She’s moved those tables and now she’s pushing buttons. CURED!
Bianca confronts Reese about kissing Zach.
Did you use tongue? Did you like it? Did you have to wipe your mouth afterwards? Oh, wait, that’s probably not what the spoiler means, is it? My bad.
Dr. Sinclair attacks Annie.
Again. They forgot the again at the end of that sentence. I’m thinking a smack constitutes an attack, don’t you think?
Kendall goes to comfort Ryan, leaving Zach behind.
Ouch.
Annie comes to fully believes in Aidan.
Is Aidan playing her? I either don’t know or I missed that episode. I hope not. I want Annie to be normal and not Ryan-obsessed like the rest of the women on the show. Or most of them, at least.
Bianca breaks up with Reese.
I’m thinking when she ordered her to stay away from her, that was pretty much breaking up with her. Maybe I’m wrong but I feel like I’m right about this one.
Reese blames Ryan for ruining her life.
Ryan? You go girl. ‘Bout time Ryan takes a hit.
Kendall and Zach are distanced from one another.
Yeah, kissing your wife’s sister’s fiancé is probably not a way to bring you closer to someone.
Bianca worries about Kendall and Zach.
Binks needs to fix her own life before worrying about someone else. She’s got two kids now.
Ryan tells Erica about his determination to make Zach pay.
Ryan really, really bothers me.
Kendall refuses to help Bianca.
I’m sort of thinking I’m with Kendall on this one.
February 16th, 2009 at 4:51 am
Soooo, NOW Bianca worries about Kendall and Zach? Where was all that sisterly concern when she decided to set her little plan in motion? Bianca deserves a special emmy for stupidest twit of the decade!
February 16th, 2009 at 7:24 am
That’s my thought too. Interesting that when it’s about her, she doesn’t worry but when someone’s upset, she decides to worry. Binks is not the Saint she was thought she was.
February 17th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Ok now this is ridiculous. how dare Kendall be so wounded by Zach donating a little DNA. that love scene with her and Aidan didn’t look like two people grieving. that was serious sheet shaken. Binks is so stupid that her character needs to be dismissed. I mean hello your wife was about to be married to a man and has the hots (obviously) for your brother in law. I still like Annie too. Ryan and Greenlee drove her crazy. By the way Ryan’s saintly act bothers me. he had no problem going after Greenlee when she was still married to Aiden, yet he turns around and blabs about a kiss he witnessed. Come on..really.. Richie was a sleaze and so his death while unfortunate was deserved. Aiden is very strong and sexy and deserves a good long term love interest. Is this Annie (I really don’t know). AMC is going to have to step up their game with this one.
February 17th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I hope Zach wipes the floor with Ryan. Ryan’s self-riteous act is nausating. Yeah, Zach was wrong… But Ryan’s a a** and everyone knows it.
February 18th, 2009 at 11:25 am
They can’t pay you enough to have to watch these episodes and then report on them to the rest of us. There is nothing interesting to watch except maybe Annie & Aiden. Why did AMC even bother with the first daytime lesbian wedding when it lasted less than 24 hours? What didn’t Binx understand about her vows, for better or for worse? Forsake all others, except Ryan? The writers are lazy and I’m beginning to think they were hired to deliberately sabotage the show so ABC will cancel it and save money. I’m serious.
February 18th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I’ve always liked Annie and I hope this is a way of getting out of going to prison. Ryan caused all the trouble but blabbing to Greenlee about the kiss scene. Zach should go after Ryan and not the other way around. Although I don’like Reese, I do think Bianca should forgive her…isn’t it for better or for worse?