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PopLiFe (Cont)
The New York Post reported that "American Idol" darling, Kelly Clarkson was told she would have to drop some weight in order to promote her own flavor of vitamin water. is getting crap from her record label demanding that she lose weight. A rep for Kelly hotly denied the rumor and says that the deal is inked and she has already done a photo shoot for the company. She's not looking too bad on her upcoming record cover and I'm thinking she just needs, based on the photo above, a little help in the fashion department.
Lastly, I leave you with these feet and defy you to identify the poor celebrity who is stuck with these hooves:
Bless her heart with the high-heel deformed, bent and broken toes, the bunyon the size of a Volkswagen (or is that a 6th toe?) and some seriously scuffy heels, those dogs belong to none other than my old archenemy, Oprah Winfrey, the only woman officially richer than God who can afford to literally have someone else's feet sewn onto the bottom of her legs. What do you want to bet those flipflops costs about $700?
Dr Winfrey was arriving at the graduation ceremony for Howard
University where she was awarded an honorary doctorate in
Humanities, presumably for all the great things she has done in the
world and made sure was announced on national TV and for the
How can you get your own feet like those? Just wear shoes like that---^ Them Birkenstocks are looking better all the time, I'm thinking. That's all for this week, friends.
See you next month!
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