By Starr Raven Madde


So, Nikolas. Are you going to wait for Santa on Christmas? 


Me and Santa don’t mix well. I had a bad run-in with him when I was younger. 

(Flashback Sequence) 


Oh, Nikolas Cassadine. Diamonds, is it? Well, he hasn’t been very good. I’ll give him some coal and tell him to shove it up his ass and wait for it to turn into diamonds. 


Oh, sorry, Mama. 


Yes, Santa? I was wondering when those diamonds were going to come here…Oh. They’re not coming? 


…I will get my revenge. 

(End of Flashback) 


Yeah…Don’t get along so well. 

(Fast Forward to Christmas Eve) 


Alright, Santa; tonight, I’m going to kick your ass for stopping me from getting my diamonds. 


Someone’s on the roof… 


And down the chimney… 

Ho Ho Ho and all that jazz. 


…Luke? You’re Santa? 


Now I’ll never get my diamonds.



Pictures are from:



Are You My Mother?

Peter Quartermaine

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Jax and Carly's Date