Is Ivana Tinkle there?
I can’t believe he’s doing this. *hangs up* Hmm…now who do I call? *scrolls through the numbers* Ah-ha
Port Charles Mortuary. You stab'em and we'll slab'em.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Shit. Uh—I mean—uh—no. It’s Elizabeth. *clears throat and puts on a high voice* I have a cold. I’m going to go throw up now. *hangs up* That was close.
What’s up, Liz?
Oh, hi, Spinelli. *sniffle*
I just ran over my own dog. *sob*
Jason wants you to call him.
This is Santa.
Oh, yes. I was wondering when those—
Diamonds aren’t coming.
Stop calling me.
What’s black and white and red all over?
*Giggle* I don’t know. What?
Do you want version one, two, or three?
A penguin with a sunburn.
That’s it for today. Wait until Goddess of Hotness finds out what happened to her cell minutes.
All in a day’s work.
Pictures are from:
Spinelli & Jason
I Wish That I Had Jason's Girl
Are You My Mother?
Jax and Carly's Date